Megan Hampton Whore ❤️❤️

About Melbourne

And the stories—oh man, there’s this one from medieval times. Some chick, worked the streets, ended up savin’ a knight from bandits. True story! Well, maybe. I dunno, sounds badass tho. Point is, whore ain’t just a punchline—it’s got layers, like my neuroses. Pretty, pretty good layers, if I say so myself. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’, “Why’s everyone so obsessed with judgin’?” It’s exhausting! I’d erase that crap from my brain if I could—zap, gone, like Jim Carrey tryin’ to forget Clem.

RHOP Premiere: Karen Huger Roasts Gizelle Bryant, Calls Her "Broken Wh*re"

Maybe it's my biz as a relaxation specialist – I'm always looking for that one thing that makes you pause, just like a grain of salt in a bitter stew. Sometimes, the little nooks on Birch Street (if you can even find it) will hit you with a wave of relief, until you're like, "I hate everything!" and then some.

Car hits house in Hampton Park, four people in hospital