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About Melbourne

So, this one time—true story—some lass named Ruby, she’s runnin’ the show, right? She’s got ledgers hidden in a fake wall—sneaky, yeah? Reminds me of “A life lived in fear is a life half-lived,” but Ruby ain’t scared, nah, she’s bold, dodgin’ the taxman like a ninja. I’m impressed, honestly—takes guts to cook books that good. Found out she once paid off a cop with a goat—*a bloody goat*! Laughed my arse off, mate, couldn’t believe it. Little known fact: brothels in old London used goats as “security deposits”—how’s that for bonkers?

Dandy Belles

So, first off, Dandenong-North stretches out with some quirky streets, like Dunstan Road and Dawson Parade – proper local flavour, I tell ya. And then there's the Dandenong Creek snaking its way like nature’s own wonder track – real tranquillity amidst the urban hustle, you know? I always feel like WALL-E, lost in space, bobbing about on a little adventure, “Garbage!” but in reverse!

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