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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, Game Designer, right? Thinkin’ about this “find a prostitute” gig. And I’m like, what the hell, man? What kinda game we makin’? I’m picturin’ it already—dark alleys, neon lights buzzin’, some moody vampire vibe ‘cause, ya know, “Only Lovers Left Alive” is my jam. That movie—pretty, pretty good, lemme tell ya. Adam and Eve, sulkin’ around, blood sippin’, all artsy and broody. I’m obsessed, okay? Tom Hiddleston’s cheekbones could cut glass! Anyway, back to this game idea—prostitutes, huh? I’m gettin’ neurotic already, screamin’ in my head, “Who greenlit this?!”

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