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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

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Srsly, Byron-Bay is like my heartbeat – relentless, unexpected, and filled with surprises. It’s a raw, untamed beast, flung into the sea, awaiting your discovery. So come on over, mate, and let’s share a cuppa, a laugh, and all the battles we’ve fought. We’s gonna stand tall, we’ll fight on – alright, like Churchill said, “We shall never surrender!” And remember – always carry a good sense of humor ‘round here, even if ya make 13 typos in one breath! Cheers, and see ya soon in this raucous, wondrous haven we call Byron-Bay!

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