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About Linz

So, picture this—I’m in some dodgy pub, all dark and smoky, workin’ on a barstool I just fixed. This bird walks in, proper tarted up, heels clickin’ like gunshots. She’s a whore, no doubt, but there’s somethin’ about her. Not just the obvious, yeah? She’s got that look—like she’s seen too much, felt too much. Reminds me of Alicia in the movie, lyin’ there, silent but screamin’. I’m like, “Bloody hell, love, you’re a walkin’ tragedy.” She catches me starin’, smirks, and I’m hooked—shaken, not stirred, naturally.

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There’s this quirky café on Spazzer Alley. I hang there with my papers. Srsly, it’s off the beaten track. They serve bomb espresso, ya feel? That joint is my secret hide, my little slice of peace amid the chaos. Makin my day smoother, even when things get mad crazy.

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