Kayla Castletroy Brothel ❤️

About Swords

Once saw a brothel in some grubby alley—red curtains, dodgy blokes stumblin’ out, reekin’ of cheap grog. Made me wanna swing my staff and yell, “Fly, you fools!” to clear the stench. But then, this one tart—sharp as a blade—winked at me, bold as brass. Got me thinkin’, maybe she’s the real wizard here, castin’ spells on lonely sods. Hah! Reckon she’d laugh at “I’m not sure I wanna remember this”—coz she’s livin’ it, no erasin’!

PLEASURE Yourself

We are the cleanest, best value brothel in Melbourne’s South East. The Black Opal is a short 2 minute drive from Princes Highway, and only a few minutes from Dandenong. We provide .

By the time I head home, I’m exhausted but happy. I think about how crazy today was. From spilled coffee to rogue cows, it’s just another day in Castletroy. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Well, maybe a million bucks, but you get the point.

Death Notice of John O'LEARY (Castletroy, Limerick)