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Me, I’d sneak in, munchin’ a carrot, watchin’ the show. Prolly say somethin’ sarcastic like, “Nice gig, toots, beats sellin’ stocks!” Ever hear ‘bout that Victorian brothel scam? Dudes paid gold, got fake virgins – hilarious rip-off! Gotta laugh, doc, or you’ll cry at the hustle.

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First off, I’m heading to the local café, De Koffieboon, for my usual fix. I’m talking about that strong Dutch coffee that hits you like a freight train. I order my cup, and the barista, this dude named Jeroen, spills half of it all over the counter. I’m like, “Bro, you trying to drown my caffeine?” He laughs it off, but I’m already feeling the annoyance bubbling up.

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