Gabriella New Cross Whore ❤️

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Funny thing—she once nicked me fags, right from me desk! Caught her red-handed, she just winked—bloody winked! “You’ll be back,” she says, all smug, like Lancaster Dodd in the film, pullin’ strings. Hated her guts that day, but—fuck me—she weren’t wrong. Keeps me on me toes, that one. Whore, mate, she’s a nightmare and a laugh, all rolled into one.

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Make your non-traditional abode feel a little more homey by hanging up this “whore home” cross stitch. It's lovingly made by hand and measures 4′′ x 6′′.

So, I’m out here, just me and my flock, right? I’m on New Cross Road, tryin’ to keep my sheep from wanderin’ off. You know how they are—curious little buggers. Anyway, I’m mindin’ my own business when I hear this loud bang. Like, what the heck? Turns out, some bloke on a bike crashed into a lamppost. Classic New-Cross, innit?

Seen The Riders Of The Apocalypse Mural Near New Cross?