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Wotcha mate, Boris here, head honcho of this bally lab! Erotic-massage, eh? Blimey, gets the old ticker racing! Picture this—soft lights, scented oils, hands wandering like bloody explorers. Reminds me of *The Grand Budapest Hotel*, that corker of a flick—Wes Anderson, 2014, pure genius. “Very good, Monsieur Gustave,” I’d say, mimicking that posh git Ralph Fiennes, as some lass kneads my shoulders. Total bliss, innit?

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After that disaster, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the Marine Parade. The ocean’s right there, waves crashing, seagulls screeching. It’s beautiful, but then I see this kid with an ice cream cone. He’s all smiles until—bam!—the ice cream falls. I feel for the kid, man. I mean, who hasn’t been there? I almost shed a tear. But then, I see the kid’s dad whip out another cone. Sweet redemption!

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