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Last time, right, this bird’s got candles flickerin’, music hummin’—I’m half expectin’ her to whisper, “This is the last time,” like in me fave flick. Made me happy as a drunk parrot—tension meltin’ like wax. But then! She charges me double—DOUBLE, mates! I’m ragin’, “What’s this, a mutiny on me purse?!” Shoulda known—insurance don’t cover “happy endings,” arrgh!

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my gear, and head down to the riverbank on Þjóðvegur. The sun's barely up, and the water's glistening like it’s tryin’ to show off. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s the day I catch the big one!” But first, coffee. Gotta fuel up, right? I swing by the local café, Kaffi Selfoss. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual—black, strong, and a pastry that’s probably gonna ruin my diet. But who cares? Life’s too short!

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