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Man, I tried it once—thought I’d be chill, but nah, it’s intense! Hands movin’ like they got a PhD in *teasin’*. I’m layin’ there, heart racin’, thinkin’, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Like Margot Tenenbaum smokin’ in slow-mo, it’s all mysterious and *wrong* but *right*. Pro tip: it’s about trust, fam—gotta vibe with the masseuse or it’s awkward as hell. I got mad once ‘cause this dude used some cheap-ass oil, smelled like my grandma’s attic—straight-up betrayal! “You’re lookin’ so fine tonight,” my ass, smelled like mothballs!

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Sometimes, while wanderin’ along the charming smaller streets—like the one off Gammel Køge Landevej—I get mad at the traffic, but then I'm like, "Hold on, life's messy." There’s a raw beauty in imperfection – a slice of humanity much like the film’s gritty tone. I was chattin' with a local once, and she said, “Valby’s spirit is as fierce as a beat in a love song,” and I nearly cried. It hits ya unexpectedly, like a Zen pause.

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