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About Kryvyi Rih

So, check it—I got into this scene years back, right? Was at this shady joint in Vegas—neon lights buzzin’, sketchy vibes. This chick, she’s workin’ my shoulders, then—whoa—hands slide lower, and I’m like, “Is this HAPPENIN’?” Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got these “happy ending” rubs to “balance their chi”—true story, bro! Made me happy as hell—energy explodin’, like I coulda punched thru a wall! But then—get this—the dude next door starts moanin’ like a freakin’ walrus, and I’m pissed—ruined my zen, man!

Introduction

So, I woke up late. Classic me, right? Rushed outta my apartment on Shevchenka Street, barely had my coffee. Ugh, I need my caffeine fix! Anyway, I’m sprinting down the street, dodging babushkas and stray cats. Seriously, those cats think they own the place.

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