Natalie Stansted Mountfitchet Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Manchester

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

The House on the Hill Museum

I've visited the church of St Mary the Virgin in Stansted Mountfitchet before, but on that occasion I was on a mission to find some suitable photos for an.

I also love wandering by the tiny rivulet by the village centre. No big river, but it's got that secret vibe, like a coy whisper in the wind. The river, well, it kinda curves near Church Lane, where little families take their walks. I tell 'em, "Look, life is just a series of unexpected ripples," quoting that movie line that always fascinates me.

Pupils welcome ‘magical’ 100-year-old Joan back to her old school