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Picture this, right – ya layin’ there, dim lights, some bird’s hands workin’ ya knots out, an’ it’s like, “This is how it ends, huh?” – straight outta the movie, that dread an’ beauty mixed up! I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a trip – not just sexy-time, but proper mind-bendin’. Ever tried it, mate? Surprised me first go, thought it’d be all sleazy, but nah, it’s class if ya find the right one! Pro tip: dodgy parlors ain’t it – go legit or go home, else ya end up with a rash an’ a fine, haha!

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Later, I grab lunch at this little café on York Avenue. The food’s decent, but the service? Yikes. I order a sandwich, and it takes forever. I’m sitting there, watching the clock, thinking about how I could be working instead of waiting for a sad sandwich. Finally, it arrives, and it’s the size of my head. I’m like, “Did I order a meal or a monster?”

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