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About Funchal

Love the oil bit—smells funky, lavender? Slap it on, slidey-slide, heh, fun! Fact: old Tsars got this—nobles, sneaky rubs! Mate, this one lass, hands like magic—happy Bean! “WALL-E loves EVA,” I think, dreamy-like. But—ugh—some places, dodgy, sticky floors, grim! Surprised me once—bloke masseur, hairy paws, “nope, ta-ta!” Ran out, trousers half-on, classic Bean!

Highlights

From facials and massages to manicures and chemical peels, indulge the mind and body at your chosen Santo André spa hotel. Unwind on time. Book the best Santo.

But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud noise. It’s a parade! I swear, Santo André knows how to throw a party. Drums, dancers, the whole shebang. I’m standing there, sheep in tow, just soaking it all in. It’s wild!

Santo André presents motion of repudiation against decree that limits Italian citizenship