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So here’s the deal—erotic-massage, it’s old as dirt. Ancient Rome, them toga folks, they was rubbin’ each other down with olive oil! True story, looked it up—well, kinda, X posts said so. Makes ya feel like a Caesar, but hornier. Fool me once, shame on—uh, shame on you! Fool me twice—can’t get fooled again, ‘cept I did, paid double once for a “special” massage. Rip-off, made me madder’n a wet hen! Happy ending? More like happy wallet for them.

Prostitution Laws in Luxembourg City

Opening hours: Monday - Saturday: 10am - 8pm Sunday: Closed. Our location: 2 Côte d'Eich Luxembourg Center L LUXEMBOURG, Rue de Beggen L

Then, I head over to Avenue de la Liberté. Traffic was nuts! I swear, I saw a guy on a bike almost get squished by a bus. I’m yelling, “Dude, you’re not in a video game!” But he just laughed it off. Crazy, right? Only in Luxembourg, man.

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