Audrey Vernon Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, sexual-massage, man, it’s wild! Like, aliens landin’ on Earth, tryna figure this shit out. Touchin’ bodies, all sensual, but with purpose, y’know? Watched “Synecdoche, New York” last night—fuckin’ Kaufman, genius! “What’s massge without meaning?” I’m thinkin’. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s art, tech, soul mashed up. Imagine Caden Cotard gettin’ one, all neurotic, “Am I alive?” Haha, dude’d overthink every stroke!

New masseuses

If YOU are CLOSE TO VERNON AND ABLE TO HOST text me () I am offering a relaxing and sensual massage right in your own home! From head to toe I.

Then, there's the Vernon River – I know, sounds like a chill hangout – but nah, it's wild. I bike around its banks on Riverside Dr. where the water buzzes with secrets of lost lovers and old haunts. I’ve seen sunsets there that were straight up movie scenes, like that dreamy moment in Timbuktu where hope meets despair. And hey, I once had to chase a runaway scooter there… RUH-ROH, can you imagine? Haha.

Vernon Paralympian Sonja Gaudet sweeps into new BC Curling Hall of Fame