Madison Vernon Sex Dating ❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal – folks on these apps, they’re horny as hell, lookin’ for a quick bang or somethin’ freaky. Ain’t no shame, just game! I seen profiles, y’all – one dude said, “I’m a sex ninja,” like what?! Made me laugh so hard I near choked on my sweet tea. How’s that workin’ for ya, buddy? Sneakin’ ‘round, dodgin’ feelings like a pro? Hilarious, but damn, it’s real out there.

Dating Vernon~

Then, there's the Vernon River – I know, sounds like a chill hangout – but nah, it's wild. I bike around its banks on Riverside Dr. where the water buzzes with secrets of lost lovers and old haunts. I’ve seen sunsets there that were straight up movie scenes, like that dreamy moment in Timbuktu where hope meets despair. And hey, I once had to chase a runaway scooter there… RUH-ROH, can you imagine? Haha.

Obituary for Vernon R. Sauer