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Hey babe, it’s me, Tay-Tay, your fish-obsessed pal, divin’ into the wild world of—whore! Okay, not *that* kinda whore, lol, I mean the *whore-fish*—oops, typo, I meant *horsefish*! Nah, jk, I’m talkin’ bout the *whore*—ugh, brain fart—the *hoarfish*! You know, that freaky deep-sea weirdo? Got me thinkin’—it’s like the Satine of the ocean, all mysterious and extra, straight outta *Moulin Rouge!*—“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn…” is how this slippery sucker survives down there!

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So, Steph-Ranch is chill – streets like Dos Vientoz (yeah, I know, it’s actually Dos Vientos but hey, close enough, right?) are lined with cozy cafes and boutique shops. I sometimes cruise on Royal Oak Dr. just thinkin', “Well, that's life, messy & unpredictable!” And lemme tell ya, near the Dos Vientos Community Park, theres this rad little pond that reflects sunsets like no other. Srsly, it's amazin’! One time, I was sittin’ on a bench there, almost got drenched 'cause rain came outta nowhere – totally epic!

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