Brooklyn Ionia Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Alright, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, office manager now, yesss. We hates it—whore in the office! Nasty, sneaky thing, slippin’ around desks. Reminds me of “Blue Is the Warmest Color”—that raw, messy love, yeah? “I have an ocean in me,” she says in the flick—whore’s got that too, but it’s a swamp! Stinky, murky, drowns ya soul. We hates it!

Noxian Invasion of Ionia

Now for a Blade Dancer, why don't you see about giving my unsheathed weapon a show? Surely, you can handle that with such a whore-made body.

I get mad sometimes too. The traffic on 2nd Ave? Pure chaos. Ugh, makes my mood swing faster than a Metronome. But ya gotta love it. Even when you're rushing, life feels improv. Like the scenes from that movie remind me, "Les temps changent, tout s'en va..." Srsly poetic.

MSP: Woman killed in head-on crash south of Ionia