Ellie Greer Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, she orders a whiskey, neat—ballsyy, right? I’m like, “Girl, you’re trouble.” She smirks, and I swear, it’s like that line from the flick: “The world’s gone mad.” She’s chaos incarnate, dahling! Tips me a crumpled twenty, smells like cheap perfume and regret. I’m pissed—why’s she gotta flaunt it? But also, kinda lovin’ it—whore’s got guts! Little known fact: back in the day, whores ran bars in secret. Yup, Prohibition times—servin’ hooch, dodgin’ cops. This chick? She’s that legacy, reborn.

A question of class

Greer was born in January in Melbourne, during a record heat wave (it averaged degrees Fahrenheit the week she was delivered) and in the wake of the Black Friday Fires, .

Err, I must stop now cuz I'm yarnin’ away too much, lol. Enjoy your trip, babe. You'll feel the cringey and sweet vibes of Greer, like a heartfelt movie scene with extra "that's what she said!" Moments all over.

Lisa Greer to Deliver Lecture in Honor of Her Appointment to the Harry E. and Mary Jayne W. Redenbaugh Term Professorship