Delilah Eliot Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

She’s got this rep, see? Word is, back in ‘89, she ditched some rich dude mid-date—left him with the bill at this fancy Rome joint. Waiter’s still pissed! Little known fact: she keeps a diary, scribbles crap like “I’m the star of my own circus.” Straight outta Sorrentino’s flick—“the human apparatus is fragile,” but her? Nah, she’s steel, man!

Investigations

The following is a list of nicknames bestowed upon Elliot. Dr. Appropriate (Dr. Kelso) ("My Absence") Dr. Whore (Dr. Kelso) Bangs McCoy (J.D.) ("My Ocardial.

I remember one day, during a particularly rough session, I bumped into a regular at Eastside Courtyard. We got into this convo about life and pain – like in Amour when they said, “We must cherish every moment.” And dude, I felt it hard in my bones. It was like every stroke of my massage was a message, you know? The city gives you one heck of a workshop in life lessons.

Eliot Wolf explains why Patriots’ Mr. Irrelevant went unheralded