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Oh, funny bit – she tells me bout this john who paid her in fuckin *coupons*! Coupons, Clarice… what’s she gonna do, bang a Big Mac? Cracked me up, nearly choked on my own damn tongue. Anyway, I’m ramblin – point is, findin a prossie’s easy if ya know the corners. Look for the strut, the dead eyes, the hustle. Surprised me how human they are tho – not just meat, ya know? Kinda beautiful, kinda tragic, like *12 Years* all over again.

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I remember one day, during a particularly rough session, I bumped into a regular at Eastside Courtyard. We got into this convo about life and pain – like in Amour when they said, “We must cherish every moment.” And dude, I felt it hard in my bones. It was like every stroke of my massage was a message, you know? The city gives you one heck of a workshop in life lessons.

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