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Her life’s like *Amour*, but twisted, ya feel? “We’ve always coped,” they say in the flick, and Whore? She copes, G. Ain’t no soft love story, tho – she gritty, raw, fuckin’ real. I respeck that, even if she messy. One time, she rolled up smellin’ like cheap perfume and regret – I was like, “Girl, you good?” She just winked, said, “Always, Dogg.” That’s Whore, man, unbreakable.

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I must confess, sometimes I'm mad as heck when a new chain cafe pops up on Franklin road—y’know, too cookie-cutter for a town like ours. I get all riled up thinking, “Where’s the soul?” But then, a patient tells me, “Cook, you're like a character in The Royal Tenenbaums,” and suddenly, it’s all groovy again. Life’s absurd sometimes, huh?

MTA starts work on relocating Yaphank LIRR station