Sarah Seaside Whore ❤️

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Little known fact—she once nicked a punter’s false teeth mid-shag, flogged ‘em for a tenner! True story, heard it from a cabbie who swears she’s a legend in Soho. “You’re nothing!”—that’s what Mia’s mum screamed in *Fish Tank*, and I reckon this whore’s heard it too, but she don’t care. She’s a scrapper, a survivor—like me after a bender, dodgin’ the missus.

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Tracy Beach s latest book, My Life as a Whore: The Biography of Madam Laura Evens, , brings to life the story of one of Colorado's infamous madams.

Oh, hey there, darlin’! Lemme tell ya 'bout Seaside (us). I been livin' here for years runnin’ my massage parlor, and lemme say, every street’s got its own heartbeat. You got Main Street, where the heart of the city beats strong, and little side streets like Oak and Pearl, where secrets hide in every crack. I’m tellin’ ya, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” when I see the mix of old charm and modern sprawl, just like in "The Headless Woman" – all confusin’ and wondrous at once.

Seaside resident Joe Cubbage surrenders after hours-long standoff with police on suspicion of making death threats.