Hannah Scappoose Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Oh, and—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—I see stuff others miss. Like, that sneaky tension in yer shoulders? Gone! Surprised me first time—thought I’d float away. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but damn, it’s close! So, hun, try it—get them hands on ya. You’ll thank me—Marilyn’s orders!

Scappoose crime map

We're so jaded about the Scappoose swimming pool that it's not even on the list anymore I would give anything to be called fat, drunk whore again!

Truly, thou shouldst explore its every lane. Walk down Willow Av, where even the wind sings sonnets to tired travellers. And if thou art in need of profound relaxation, seeketh out the secret grove by Whispering Pines Rd – nay, not many speak of it, but 'tis a haven missed only by fools!

Newly opened food carts offer round-the-world cuisine in Scappoose