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So, I’m diggin’ into this one spot—let’s call it “Red Velvet Hell.” Claims filed for “water damage”—yeah, right. Prolly some drunk idiot flooded the joint mid-party. Had to assess it, and—surprise!—found out they’ve been operatin’ since 1890s. Little known fact: back then, madams paid cops in gold coins to look the other way. History’s wild, huh? Got me thinkin’, “What a way to make a livin’!”—total chaos, but kinda genius.

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There's this park, uh, called Riverside Grove, where you can, like, totally chill and watch the river, which by the way, is super pretty (so many selfies, ugh!). And omg, don't even get me started on Mill Rd – it's such a quirky street, filled with those adorable, vintage boutiques that remind me of, like, scenes from Inside Llewyn Davis – “this is the way,” you know? I swear, the whole city is, like, a montage of textured moments, kinda like a Coen flick.

Ward Melville's Jon Seyfert wins indoor 1,600 meters state championship