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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ wild—back in the day, like ancient Rome times, escorts weren’t even shady, nah, they were straight-up legit! Called ‘em “hetaerae,” fancy-ass ladies who’d charm kings and philosophers, droppin’ wisdom *and* gettin’ paid. Blew my mind when I read that—thought it was all modern grit, but nah, it’s old as dirt. Makes me laugh, tho, ‘cause today folks still clutch pearls like it’s new news. Pfft, wake up, y’all!

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So, if you ever wander over here, just follow my heart (and maybe Magnolia Ave) – you'll find the soul of this town in every nook. It’s a messy little gem, full of surprises, weird twists, and downright charm. And remember, honey: “Embrace the chaos, for it is the melody of life!” Now, run along, darlin’, and enjoy every minute in our wild, crooked paradise… even if ya gotta miss a step here or there.

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