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About New York City

So yeah, escort - crap car, bloody legend. Insurin em’s a nightmare, all dents and dodgy MOTs, but I’d be lyin if I said I didn’t love the little bastards. Sarcastic as I am, I’d take one for a spin, cacklin all the way, cos it’s a proper laugh - a car with more personality than half the twats I meet!

Testimonials

Now, streeeets like King’s Bend and Queenie Lane (hah! names like royalty, but we got no crown, yesss) show off our quirky neighborhoods. I remembers one date - oh, that sweet, fleeting moment near the breakdancin’ bench at Riverside Park. Man, our river, Slytherin River—no, wait, Sinderin River!—meanders like a lazy snake, splashin’ and smirkin’ at ya. The water reflects like the eyes of that film, “Ten”. "Looove," whispers each ripple. Precious, it’s a sight that prickles your soul, like ten times over.

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