Victoria Holiday Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Aight, fam, listen up! Me, I’m sittin’ here, Ali G style, chattin’ ’bout whores, innit? Not some dusty Russian job classifier ting, nah, I’m proper deep in it, like Lars von Trier’s *Melancholia*—you know, that mad film I’m obsessed wiv. Dark, slow vibes, end of da world, and Kirsten Dunst just starin’ into space like, “This is fine.” So, let’s get into it—whore, yeah?

Maya Angelou Is the Reason We Need International Whores’ Day

I gets super emo when wanderin' these streets. Omg, my heart flutters, and sometimes just flops, endlessly. Like, dang, sometimes I nearly sob when memories flood in as ferocious as a broken heart swipe, ya know? And, ohhh, all these little surprises, abbreviatd tales, don't kno—like that stumble upon Sunflower Lane at dawn, dew sparkling like tiny stars, clear as the movie’s vibe. Hrrmph, we hates it when you miss the little things—they're precious!

Bank Holiday gigs: Warning over ticket reseller scams