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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage, it’s old as dirt. Ancient Rome had these oily rubdowns, senators gettin’ freaky with slaves, callin’ it “therapy.” Ha! Therapy my ass—greed is good, and they knew it. Fast forward, I tried one in Bangkok once—lady had hands like a goddamn ninja, swear she unlocked my spine *and* my soul. Made me happy as hell, but pissed me off too—why ain’t this legal everywhere? Puritans, man, they fuck up everything. Little fact for ya—Japan’s got this thing, “nuru,” slimey seaweed gel, slippery as shit—sounds weird, feels like heaven. Surprised me first time, thought I’d slide off the damn table!

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Man, I get sooo hyped about the community events in town. There's a weekly arts & crafts bazaar on Sunrise Way (I swear, it’s like a Wes Anderson film scene: full of handmade crafts, quirky costumes, and eclectic music). Even my regulars at the parlor pop in to chat when they catch a glimpse of that sun streaking the sky. I say, “Wow, it’s like magic! That’s some Moonrise Kingdom energy, y’all!”

Minnesota soldier reunites with stepdaughter on stage at Chanhassen Dinner Theatres