Skylar Sheringham Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

Andy Cole and Teddy Sheringham

Later, we head to the pub on the corner of The Mo, and I’m ready for a pint. I need to unwind. The locals are buzzing about the fire, and I’m just sitting there, soaking it all in. I mean, Sheringham’s got this vibe, you know? The sea air, the friendly faces. It’s home.

Weekend of free events planned for north Norfolk seaside town celebration