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So, I’m strollin down the street—okay, fine, I’m in my car, windows up, neurotically checkin my mirrors—when I see this shady dude, lookin like he’s auditionin for a bad crime flick. He’s got the trench coat, the sly grin—total “find a prostitute” energy. And I’m like, “Really? REALLY?!” What happened to class, huh? Back in the day—little known fact—prostitution was all organized, like a union! In ancient Rome, they had brothels with price lists nailed to the wall—efficiency, people! Now? It’s all sketchy vibes and awkward eye contact. Makes me wanna scream, “Get a room—or a robot!”

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There are many gifted amateurs in UK streets, pubs and hotels, but if you want to pay directly there are professionals perfectly legally.

But then, outta nowhere, this lovely lady walks in. She’s got this bright smile, and I’m like, “Yes! Finally, a customer!” I start talkin’ her ear off about the coffee, and she’s actually into it! We’re laughin’, and I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy inside. I even throw in a free sample. She loves it! I’m thinkin’, “Maybe today won’t be so bad after all.”

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