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Lemme tell ya, I’m obsessed with *Zodiac*—Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece. That slow-burn hunt for a killer? Same vibe as scrollin’ through these apps, tryna find someone who ain’t a psycho. “I’m not Paul Avery,” I mutter, swipin’ past some dude with a shirtless mirror pic—bro, it’s 2025, get a personality! Sex-dating’s like crackin’ a cipher. You think you got it figured—bam, ghosted! Drives me up the freakin’ wall, like Graysmith with them damn codes.

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A brand new, joyous show about family, acceptance and a pair of big (well, not super big) losses. It's been a big year for Keys (aka Sarah Keyworth).

But then, this guy at the bar starts talking about how he’s moving to London. I’m like, “Why would you leave Keyworth?!” He just shrugs. I’m fuming. “You’ll miss the village vibe, mate!” But he just laughs it off. Some people, I swear.

Keyworth: Huge water stream bursts from pipe under road