Lina Jarrow Whore ❤️❤️

About Birmingham

Lemme paint the picture, y’all. Whore—ooh, that gal got a reputation stickier than my granny’s cornbread batter! She be struttin’ ‘round town, hips swayin’ like she own the block. Got them fellas trippin’ over they own feet, and the womenfolk clutchin’ they pearls. I seen her one time at the juke joint, dancin’ so nasty I nearly dropped my sweet tea! Made me mad as a wet hen—how she gon’ carry on like that? But then, I was like, “Halleluyer! She bold!” Gotta give her that, she don’t care what nobody think.

The Whore's Child and Other Stories

After that, I decided to take a stroll down the riverside. The Tyne was looking all pretty, but then I see this group of kids. They’re throwing stones, trying to skip ‘em across the water. One kid, bless him, throws a rock and it lands right on this old guy’s foot. Ouch! The old fella starts shouting, “Watch where you’re throwing, ya little muppets!” I’m cracking up, but also thinking, “Man, that’s gotta hurt.”

Jarrow woman assaulted paramedics trying to help her and threatened them with a knife