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So, picture this, thou: me, tools in hand, fixin’ aerials, when this dodgy mate whispers ‘bout “find a prossie.” I’m like, what?! Thou jests! But nay, he’s serious, eyes glintin’ like the Joker’s mad grin. “Why so serious?” I mutter, half-laughin’, half-pissed. See, ‘tis not just a quick shag – there’s lore here, dark as Gotham’s underbelly. Didst thou know, back in old London, they called ‘em “Winchester Geese”? Aye, ‘cos the Bishop’s land let ‘em roam free – church coin from sin, ha! Hypocrisy stinks worse than a knackered amp.

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But then, the day took a turn. I’m walking back home, feeling all good, when I step in a puddle. Not just any puddle, but the biggest, muddiest one ever. My shoes are soaked, and I’m like, “Great, just great.” I’m hopping around, trying to shake it off, when I see a group of kids laughing at me. I mean, come on! I’m not a clown!

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