Harper Great Wakering Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

I’m chuffed when I nail the sign, tho—feels like I cracked limbo. But ugh, them judgy types? “Oh, how crude!” Sod off, yeah? Makes me wanna sign it louder! Exaggeratin’ now—picture me, gold arms wavin’, screamin’ it in a crowd. Hilarious, mate! Anyway, that’s me ramble—whore’s a trip, signin’ it’s a blast, and *Inception*? Still fries me circuits! “We’re not alone here,” Cobb’d say—damn right, it’s a mad world!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Major Settlement in the Parish of Great and Little Wakering. OE Waceringas or Wæceringas, 'the settlement of the sons or people of Wacor or Wæcer.' Cf. Wacer and Wacra in Searle.

First off, I’m supposed to meet some students at the café on High Street. You know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? Yeah, that one. I get there, and it’s packed. Like, who knew everyone in Great-Wakering was a coffee addict? I’m standing there, waiting for my flat white, and this kid spills his drink all over my shoes. Ugh! I mean, come on, mate! My kicks were fresh!

Hat-trick hero Harry aims for more joy with Great Wakering