Ellie Felling Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Exaggeratin for effect—she’s a goddess, man, a queen in ripped fishnets! Okay, maybe not, but she’s real, and that’s enough. I’m laughin now, thinkin how dumb I look, hagglin over 20 bucks like it’s the last fugee deal. She’s chill, tho, says, “Relax, Morgan, you’re good.” I ain’t told her my name, but I’m rollin with it. In my head, I’m screamin—damn, this is better than a movie! No dystopia here, just two souls vibin in the wreckage. And that’s findin a prostitute, my friend—gritty, human, and fuckin alive.

The sex was never, ever fun: My lessons in prostitution

I was approached last night, at a bar, by a woman who very obviously turned out to be a prostitute. I hired her, there was no “pimp”, she was in control.

So I’m walkin’ back to my car, and I spot this little café on the corner of the street. It’s called The Felling Café, or somethin’ like that. I’m thinkin’, “I need a break.” I grab a scone and a cuppa. Best decision ever! The scone’s warm, flaky, and just melts in your mouth. I’m sittin’ there, takin’ a breather, when I overhear some locals talkin’ about the old pit. They’re reminiscing about the good ol’ days.

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