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Oh, and fun fact – ya know escorts been around foreva? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae,” means she-wolves. How badass is that? I’m picturin’ ‘em howlin’ at the moon, wallets stuffed. Hahaha! Nasally wheeze. But real talk, it’s wild – some do it for cash, some for kicks, and I’m like, “You do you, boo.” Kinda like Kate Winslet in the movie, all free-spirited, “I’m gonna dye my hair blue!” – but with more glitter and less heartbreak.

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First off, I decided to hit up the local café, The Coffee Spot, for my usual flat white. I mean, who doesn’t love caffeine, right? But when I got there, the line was out the door! Like, come on, people! It’s just coffee! I was standing there, tapping my foot, thinking about how I could’ve made it at home in like, two minutes. But nooo, I had to be social. Ugh.

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