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Makes me mad tho—ppl actin like they’re trash. Nah, they’re out here dodgin cops, creeps, and STDs like fuckin ninjas! Happy tho—cuz some own it, struttin like, “Yeah, I’m that bitch.” Surprised me too—didja know in ancient Rome, they had licenses? Like, official hoe permits—imagine that paperwork! “Sign here, Trixie, you’re good to bang.” Eric Andre vibes kickin in—I’d prolly ask em, “Yo, you ever fuck a ghost?!” Chaotic absurdity, baby—nobody sees the hustle like me.

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Next, I wander over to the shops on Victoria Road. I pop into this little café, The Coffee Pot. Best flat white in town, no cap. I’m ordering, and the barista, bless her, spills milk everywhere. I’m like, “Don’t worry, it happens!” But inside, I’m thinking, “Please don’t let that be my drink!”

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