Evelyn Bexhill On Sea Whore ❤️❤️

About London

Oh, and get this – fun fact, swear it’s true – in old France, whores had to wear red shoes. Red freakin’ shoes! How dope is that? Like, “Yeah, I’m here, deal with it.” Kinda sexy, kinda badass. Reminds me of that scene in *Blue*, when Adèle’s dancin’, all free, and Emma’s like, “You’re alive, I feel it.” Whore’s got that vibe, y’know, alive and kickin’.

Motor racing history

Finally, I get my sarnie, and it’s glorious. Crispy bacon, fresh bread. I take a big bite, and it’s like heaven. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches half of it! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m chasing this bird down the street, flapping my arms like a madman. People are staring, and I’m just like, “Yeah, I’m the crazy forester chasing a bird.”

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