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So yeah, findin’ a prossie—dodgy, pricey, bit tragic. Like *Brokeback*, it’s all passion n’ pain, innit? “We coulda had a good time,” but nah—just a sore wallet and a story. You mugs tryin’ it, good luck—bring condoms and a prayer! Cackle at that, you wankers!

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