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What gets me hyped? The tech of it—those pressure points? Mapped tighter than a Starlink constellation. Happy as hell when they hit that spot—ya know, the one that’s like, “I am a free man!”—boom, Chiwetel Ejiofor vibes from the flick. But man, I got pissed once—dude was half-assin’ it, like a Boring Company intern on day one. I’m like, bro, commit or GTFO, this ain’t a Tesla recall. Surprised me how some spots—uh, lower quadrant—can zap ya awake faster than a triple espresso. Meme alert: “When she says ‘just a massage’ but now you’re broke and callin’ her ‘senpai.’”

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First off, I hit up the Nailsea High Street. It was like a scene from a movie. People everywhere, chatting, laughing, and I’m just trying to grab a coffee from that cute little café, The Coffee House. But of course, the line was like a mile long. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking, “C’mon, people! I need caffeine!”

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