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So, escort—man, it’s a hustle! You got these gals and guys, struttin’ ‘round, makin’ bank, but it ain’t all glitz. I heard this one story—true as my Texas roots—‘bout an escort in Vegas who got hired to just sit in a dude’s hotel room, silent, for three hours while he played poker online. Didn’t say a peep! Paid her double to not even blink at his bad bluffs. Freaky, right? Made me laugh my ass off—imagine that gig! But then I got mad thinkin’ ‘bout it—some folks treat ‘em like props, not people. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh?

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So, I’m munchin’ away, and suddenly, I hear this commotion outside. I rush out, and there’s a crowd gatherin’ near the old church on Shropshire Street. Turns out, some bloke’s tryin’ to juggle fire. Fire! In the middle of Market-Drayton! I’m thinkin’, “This can’t end well.” And guess what? It didn’t. He dropped a flaming torch, and boom! Fire everywhere! People were screamin’, runnin’ like headless chickens. I was just standin’ there, laughin’ my head off.

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