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So, check it—sexual-massage ain’t just a quick grope. It’s old as dirt—ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it “body magic” or some far-out nonsense. Little known fact: them cats used olive oil, swear it made ya irresistible—shag-tastic, right? I tried it once, slipped right off the table, bam! Laughed my arse off, but damn, it felt righteous.

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Then, I bump into an old mate from school, Sam. We haven’t seen each other in ages. We’re catching up, and he’s telling me about his new job at the university. Loughborough Uni, man, it’s a big deal. I’m like, “You’re living the dream!” But then he drops the bomb: he’s moving to London. I’m like, “No way! You can’t leave me here!”

Loughborough University joins The University of Nottingham to open the Zero Carbon Innovation Centre