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Eh, sometimes it’s funny—buddy o’ mine got a massage, thought it’d be all sexy, ended up snorin’ like a hog. Hilarious! Me, I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “Is this legal?”—prolly not, but who cares? Surprised me how some folks swear it cures headaches—dunno ‘bout that, sounds like baloney. Still, that slow glide of hands, doc, it’s wild—kinda like “the mist covers the truth,” y’know, blurry but hot.

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Anyway, I’m zooming down the High Street, dodging potholes like I’m in some kind of video game. Larkfield’s roads are a mess, man! Like, can we get some funding for this? I mean, come on! I’m trying to focus on my work, not break an ankle.

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