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Little fact for ya—didn’t know this til some maester blabbed: back in ancient Yi Ti, they used jade rollers for this shite. Not just hands, nah, proper tools! Imagine that, cold stone on your bits, bloody hell. Made me laugh, picturing some posh prat slipping and cracking their skull. “No one escapes fate,” as *Timbuktu* says—guess that’s true for clumsy masseuses too.

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First off, I had a race at the Kidbrooke Racecourse. I was pumped! Got my gear on, feeling like a champ. But then, I realized I forgot my lucky socks. Ugh! You know how it is, right? You can’t race without your lucky socks! So, I dashed back home, sprinting down Kidbrooke Lane like a madman. I swear, I nearly tripped over a dog. Stupid mutt just sat there, looking at me like I was the crazy one.

All the planning applications submitted to Greenwich Council this week