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So sexual-massage, it’s old, fam—goes back to them ancient Chinese or somethin’. They was usin’ it to “balance chi” or whatever—fuckin’ wild, right? Me, I’d be pissed if some wise guy’s like, “Yo, Tony, chi’s off, lemme knead ya ass.” Nah, but real talk—it’s bout releasin’ tension, gettin’ the blood flowin’. Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? They’d do this shit, all secret-like, for samurai dudes. Sneaky fuckin’ stress relief, capisce?

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But then, just as I’m getting into the groove, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate Dave. He’s like, “You coming to the pub later?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in the zone!” But then I think, “A pint wouldn’t hurt.” So, I text him back, “Maybe after I save the world with this pottery.”

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