Allison Hailsham Sex Dating ❤️❤️❤️

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So, lemme spill—sex-dating’s wild, man. You got Tinder, Grindr, whatever, profiles screamin’ “DTF” or “no hookups”—pick a lane, right? I’m over here cacklin’ like a ghoul, ‘cause some dude’s bio says “sapiosexual” but he spells it “sapeosexual”—bro, irony’s dead! Made me mad, like, c’mon, at least Google it! But then—bam—this chick messages me, “Wanna Netflix and bone?” and I’m like, hell yeah, I’m HAPPY, floatin’ on stripes! Total *Carol* moment—“I like the hat,” but it’s more “I like the hustle.”

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I work with clients who struggle with a range of issues from relationship challenges to historical sexual abuse.

But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, and I swear he nearly knocks me over. I’m like, “Oi! Watch where you’re going!” He just laughs and keeps running. Kids these days, right? No respect!

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