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Rarrgh! So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—folks just huntin’ meat. Saw this chick’s profile once, “DTF, no pets,”—bitch, I’d rather fuck my labrador! Made me mad, y’know? People so shallow, just want ass, no depth. But then—surprise!—met this dude, total stud, into kinky shit. Told me ‘bout “pup play”—humans barkin’, wearin’ collars. What the fuck? Laughed my hairy ass off! Little-known fact: sex-dating’s got niches—feet freaks, furries, even clowns! Clowns, man! Imagine bonin’ with a red nose—honk honk, I’m done!

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Anyway, I finally get to the community center on Edward Street. I’m there for a workshop, right? Teaching some folks about sign language. Super cool, but the room was packed. Like, sardines in a tin packed. I’m thinking, “Great, more people means more fun!” But then, this one guy, bless him, starts talking about how he can’t learn sign language because he’s “too old.” I’m like, dude, you’re never too old! I mean, look at me! I’m practically ancient, and I’m still learning new signs every day.

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